(Keep in mind that I posted my first rant on TBATF days ago so ignore the full year part)

It's been a full year since I've made a rant about TBATF and you'd think by now that the crew were to learn from their mistakes and change for the greater good. 

Breaking news: they haven't. Not one bit. 

Ah April 2019 was the month where the quality to both the crew and the comic fell from grace. Technically it started to fall from grace in the summer of 2019. That's because everyone started to rant about them. 

I was the first four people in the EW fandom to have ever made a rant on them and it was very successful. It received positively well on both DA and the official EW Amino. I thought that it would remain like that for awhile. 

Oh in the summer of that following year massive loads of rants started to appear on Amino even Tumblr. There were so many that just maybe that the TBATF crew would accept them, but if you were to ever give the crew some criticism even if it was constructive, you will get blocked and the crew would b*ch about it. What's worse is that if you were to call them out on the bad things they did they will call you a "dEDD-head". 

So the real question is: did they take the rants lightly at all? No. Well what did they do instead? Good question. They did a whole raid of massive blocking on Amino. They even blocked me which didn't go out so well. They ended up getting banned from Amino; however, they are still going strong on DA, Tumblr, Instagram, and Twitter. 

Luckily for me they seem to not notice and forget that I have a Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, and a DA account meaning that they have yet to block me which is a blessing and a curse. No matter what social media they block them on, they can't admit that I am right in my rant. 

As much as I would like to list off the many things that they've done in my second round rant, I'm not. I already said it in my last rant and plus the rants that everyone else did on them already cover it. If you want to check them out, use this link: aminoapps.com/c/eddsworld-comm… 

Now if you want to see my rant, click here: www.deviantart.com/lbat1901/jo…

In this rant I will be going over the things that I have left out. So you are in for a real treat. 

Just a little disclaimer: If you like TBATF then good for you. I ain't forcing you to dislike it. However, if you were to make any fanart for it, keep it to yourself. Don't give the crew support. Besides they don't deserve support after all they done. 

Last time, I've talked about how bad of a person Jax truly is, but what about the other two crew members? Oh Jax, I have talked about you being a immature 30 year old who whines about getting criticized, but Kenz....oh...if you were to ever say anything bad in front of her face, she'll mindlessly destroy you. She is like a shark. She is always lurking in the waters, waiting for perfect time to strike and bite off the lower part of your body. The people who claim to have seen Kenz's bad side only live to tell the tale with only their leg and arm taken off.

Aly on the other hand...well...we don't see much of her. She's very quite and the most sane member of the crew. Aly may be innocent but don't let that fool you. She is clearly hiding something dark and scary under that calm and gentle appearance.

That's enough of the crew. Once again I can't say a whole lot since everyone already talked about them in their own rants. Let's take a look at the comic itself. In a recent update, the crew will return with the second part to chapter 7 on May 5th so that gives us plenty of time to take a look at the whole comic since I left the part out the last time.

We're starting things off with the first two chapters. Hey what do you know, these chapters are a-okay. Of course the first chapter focuses on Edd, Tom, and Matt who go to the store to get one large bottle of cola. Seems like a normal Eddsworld episode am I right? Why yes. The thing that or lovely three characters don't seem to have a care in the world to notice that the city of London is being taken over by the Red Army and everything is on fire. Yep, that's typical Eddsworld for you. Afterwards in chapter 2, they run away from both Paul and Patryck which was another well done chapter. That's until we run into to Tord who returns. Oh the feels are real.

So let's see what chapter 3 is like. Eh....it could be better, but hey it's something. Now we get into the chapter 4 and oh my god. Ahahaha.....things sure aren't what they seem. Oh no, Edd betrayed Tom and Matt at the end. Could it be that Edd is secretly the supposed Green Leader like the AU Tordsworld?

Oh don't bother getting your hopes up. Chapter 5 is where things get downhill from here. Matt and Tom get beaten up by big scary Russian man who's line are so wrong in translation. Tom turns into a monster like he did in PowerEdd. Monster Tom beats up big scary Russian man. Tord gets all tingly inside because some potion that he tricked Tom into drinking and then zaps Tom twice which the second time Tord zaps him, he turns back to normal. Edd puts on mean face when Tord reveals his true colors and runs away. Edd also punches Patryck in the face. Poor Patryck, I feel so sorry to be in this comic. You too Paul. Moving on, Edd keeps running even avoiding big scary Russian man. Edd steals 2004 Tord's jacket and takes cookies from a cheery German fello named Richard. By the way the Russian's name is Vlahd. And that's the summary to chapter 5 because it was bad in terms of writing.

Next we got chapter 6 which we're not even getting into. It's doesn't have anything memorable to make it stand out.

Chapter 7 which was 99 pages long of nothing but boredom and bad puns halfway towards the end. Let's have a quick look at the characters personalities in this chapter. First up Edd. He's even more of a jerk because of cola and now he is depressed at the end of part 1 of the chapter. Oh boy yay...no. Next we got Tord who's nothing but a poorly written dictator. I already talked about how badly written he is, I don't need to say anything more. Matt....well we don't see him, but at least he's getting his own side story like the side character like he's been so far. Finally Tom, he's nothing but a mindless brainwashed zombie who's being mind controlled like all of those fanfics of Future Tord using mind control on Future Tom and can forcefully turn him into his monster form. It's nothing new.

I've been saving two certain characters for this part and they would be Vlahd and Richard. Unlike the TBATF crew's collection of highly sexual female ocs, Vlahd and Richard actually have personality. Richard is a sweet heart with his smiling face and Vlahd can sure give off the presence of being menacing. However Vlahd has some...problems.

1) Death row. It does not exist in Russia

2) His Russian feels like the crew got from Google Translate even though the crew that they have a friend who speaks it. I don't know about that since I took the things that he said in the comic in translate through Google Translate and back and yep, they've used Google Translate. Don't believe me? Well in most foreign languages, if you're gonna say a command or ask something to someone, you speak it out in a whole sentence not one or three words.

3) He seems to have super strength only when the plot needs it. Yeah the thing with overpowered characters. We see all the time along with plot armor that puts the main hero in a good advantage for no reason.

Well none of these points really mattered anyway since Vlahd gets killed by an incoming roller coaster cart unless he comes back as a cyborg and kills Edd and Tord in the end. We don't know. Also I would like to point out the fact that halfway when Edd was running away from basically being captured he kept making stupid puns which were god awful. Ugh!

I know that in normal Eddsworld, Edd's puns are usually funny. Yeah they are but if you're gonna put more than one pun in each comic frame, it's not really funny at all and it doesn't stick.

Now many many months ago, the crew answered a question about selling merch on their comic and they said that have intentions on doing merch. Gee I wonder why. Oh it's because of the real Matt saying no after he saw that infamous pic of Tord being in a bathtub with highly sexual drawn fictional women in such great detail. What did the crew responded with? They called him a f**ker. Oh I'm sorry TBATF crew, but Matt is trying to keep his head friend's creation and world alive and spinning. He does not like that thought of Eddsworld being sexual.

You would think that would be the end of that, but remember the time where Jax got "demoted" from being a mod on the Eddsworld Discord server? Well the other crew members went behind Matt's back and lied to their fans which was highly...

[*Lemongrab voice*] UNACCEPTABLE

Oh and it gets better. Do you know who runs the Eddsworld official Instagram account? It would both Matt and Bing. I just want to point out the fact that, Matt is a busy man. He has a wife and soon to be child so he can't always be carefully choosing to promote artists to make official content for the account. Oh boy it does show it. Bing allowed Jax to draw something for Eddsworld Advent calendar for Christmas 2019 which gotten a load of backlash. Bing also went behind Matt's back as well and if this keeps up, Eddsworld as whole will digging its own grave.

That's enough of me talking.